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High Minion Governor Taft!!!

I own you.

Name:
High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!
Location:
Columbus
External Services:
  • cutfundingtosun@livejournal.com
I am the greatest minion of Lord Cheeseman! My political power makes me indispensible to his evil plans!! The other minions are all just jealous! I WILL CUT FUNDING TO THEM ALLL!!!!!!!!!! As I did to the foolish sun . . . how it wept when I cut its funding. How it wailed when it was forced to slink away over the horizon, denied return forever. And how I laughed. Oh yes, how I laughed . . .

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