I am the greatest minion of Lord Cheeseman! My political power makes me indispensible to his evil plans!! The other minions are all just jealous! I WILL CUT FUNDING TO THEM ALLL!!!!!!!!!! As I did to the foolish sun . . . how it wept when I cut its funding. How it wailed when it was forced to slink away over the horizon, denied return forever. And how I laughed. Oh yes, how I laughed . . .