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Life has looked up since I began hiring those sun/heat-fetching elves. Now my city is hotter than ever!! My adoring citizens, who love the heat and humidity so much, are being lulled into a pleasant, warm daze. AND THEY LOVE ME MORE THAN EVER, FWAHAHARRR!!!!
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Bow down!! The season is here again! It's time to begin tearing up all the roads so that they'll be completely destroyed just in time to shut down work for the winter and leave everyone completely unable to get anywhere!

I love me.

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